Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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