How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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