Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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