She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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