talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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