is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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