just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I fill condoms, not promises.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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