you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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