i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
