So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Just puked most of my soul out..
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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