jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
did you just send me my own nude
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
