This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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