Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
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