I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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