this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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