you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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