i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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