Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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