I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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