In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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