omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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