So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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