You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize
