so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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