How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
