Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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