So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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