May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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