i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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