Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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