It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I want to be your penis for a week.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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