HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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