they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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