I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
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