love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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