How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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