I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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