we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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