He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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