im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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