You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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