More tranny stories later!
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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