we're blogging at a bar
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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