Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
This is my gift to your gina
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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