Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
it's great music for shaving your balls
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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