i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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