rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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