cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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