Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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