It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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