Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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