called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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