C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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