Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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