I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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