They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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