Nicole vs. Life
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wish you could order shots online.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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