just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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