I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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