You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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