The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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